a lich. a nerdy one. aint care about power or w/e just wanted to keep reading. (cue "n-no... there was TIME now!" when defeated by adventurers)
I’m just going to say what I said when Dr. Genome said it (by the way, Android Tumblr always changes back to answering asks privately so here’s hoping I don’t forget):
Being a lich would explain a lot of things about me: my desire to collect obscure tomes of arcane lore, my obsession with putting adventurers in peril, and why every time I trip on something I reform around my copy of Yes’ Tales From Topographic Oceans.